I’d Rather Watch Alfred the Butler Cut Grass at Wayne Manor than Slog through ‘The Batman’ Again

Matt Reeves should have made an R-rated Colin Farrell Penguin movie instead

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“I am vengeance,” snarls Robert Pattinson in Matt Reeves’ new Caped Crusader re-re-reboot. You know, because “I’m Batman” is already taken — twice. Thereafter, “Vengeance”…